An Episodic ReleaseLook, regardless of what people are saying, you are not pro-murder. No one is pro-murder. People just so happen to enjoy true crime, and…Sep 7, 20221Sep 7, 20221
State of the Yu-nion: 2021 in ReviewThe end of this year, for me, does not feel triumphant. Instead of celebrating, or feeling like I’m writing “we did it” in my best friend’s…Dec 29, 2021Dec 29, 2021
Dating, Imagineering“Well, my great grandmother’s still alive, and you can see how that would be an issue.”Mar 10, 2021Mar 10, 2021
The Weather in Hell is NiceHow am I? I’m fine. You’re not asking out of obligation, are you? It’s not that I think that you are, it’s just that, you know…Oct 27, 2019Oct 27, 2019
How to Succeed in Business by Becoming a Bad PersonIt does not matter if you are speaking with a client, a physician, or the answering machine at a Panera Bread, speak loudly on the phoneOct 21, 2019Oct 21, 2019
Mimi, at the RestaurantNo one came to the restaurant today. Mimi sat in the corner booth furthest from the entrance…Oct 8, 2019Oct 8, 2019
Handcuffed to Emily DickinsonFine, here’s your essay on Emily Dickinson. She was a good poet. She was born sometime in the 1800s, or maybe the 1900s. I’m not sure…Sep 12, 2019Sep 12, 2019
Yes, Absolutely, You’re a Genius (A Story About Hollywood)“I don’t think it’s written very well.”Aug 27, 2019Aug 27, 2019
